#but as the years went on #he realized that when they were saying 'i hope you die' #what it really meant was #'i love you'

Helena, 19. Not a flying toy

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(I Only Like You On The Internet)

(don't follow this idiot.)

currently watching: Fortysomething, Game of Thrones (Season 2), The Legend of Korra

currently (re) reading: Treasure Island, R.L. Stevenson

 sauntering vaguely downwards

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A cat interrupting my picture of a cat

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#Same only ‘Helena but I don’t like to say I own her’ 

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• Helena: sammy is very hamster like
• Sammy: I am not a hamster
• Helena: you practically are
• Sammy: Just because I have owned three means nothing
•  I'm more like a ferret.
• Emma: but you are cuter than a ferret!
• Helena: not a rabbit though
•  you're not cuter than a rabbit
• Emma: oh ouch
• Sammy: Oh
• Helena: no competing with good old Velveteen
• Sammy: But rabbits are mean
• Emma: not all the time
• Sammy: One of Darci's rabbits ate her other one
• Helena: you're mean too
• Sammy: I'm not going to kill you and eat you though
• Helena: I have my qualms about that tbh
• Emma: she has a point
•  and that is ridiculous I have to ever heard of a rabbit eating someone
•  I mean another rabbit
• Sammy: Rabbits are adorable but underneath it all
•  They can be pure evil
• Emma: can you imagine a rabbit eating a person they would have to be asleep or something to not notice
• Helena: BUNNICULA
• Sammy: EXACTLY
•  ugh death by rabbit
•  How unpleasant
•  Maybe the rabbit DRUGGED THEM EMMA
• Emma: no you can not base all your facts on a fiction book and hearsay
•  no not possible
• Sammy: Everything is possible with *~Imagination~*
• Emma: you make them sound like they have alien brains or something
• Helena: RABBIT DEFENSE LEAGUE
•  I want to write this now.
• Sammy: No
•  Let it be
• Helena: but--
• Sammy: No
• Helena: but, Sammy--
• Sammy: Let sleeping rabbits lie, Helena

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• Sammy: laughing and crying too loudly
• Helena: like a seal i imagine