#but as the years went on #he realized that when they were saying 'i hope you die' #what it really meant was #'i love you'

Helena, 19. Not a flying toy

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(don't follow this idiot.)

currently watching: Fortysomething, Game of Thrones (Season 2), The Legend of Korra

currently (re) reading: Treasure Island, R.L. Stevenson

 sauntering vaguely downwards

what is rickon’s damage omg

and so she turned her into a deer 

• which makes complete sense
• i mean
• that’s the first logical conclusion i would come too
• instead of 
• you know
• killing her
• not that i want that to happen!
• but i mean
• it does tend to save time
• taking the greek mythology route are we morgana
• because those plans always worked out great

so Morgana knows a photocopying spell 

this episode exists as an instructional video to young hunters  

• “see how difficult it was to make salt rings those days?”
• “this was before the invention of salt shakers obviously”
• “OHHH see that old man put his finger through the ring”
• “never ever do that, guys”
• “gives the demons a leeway, you see”

Arthur, that’s a lot of candles for a house where everything is MADE ENTIRELY OF WOOD 

• my perfect date night:
• i pick you up, on my horse
• we go to your house
• you walk in
• there’s candles in the house
• like a fucking million goddamn fucking candles
• you go:…”is that dangerous?”
• and i go: “yes—but i’m a knight”
• we go to your favorite tavern and we have a fantastic meal
• we come back and see that your house is on fire
• you go: “Aziz Arthur, my house is on fire”
• “i’m a little upset”
• and I pull out a bag of marshmallows and i go “i’m not. i knew this was gonna happen.”
• and then I marry you
• in front of your burning house

ah, now we know what Morgana was doing during that one year gap 

• she was collecting swag!
• house plants
• house pets
• persian rugs
• welcome mats
• home decorating 101 with Morgana!!!
• house beautiful

wow no I’ve definitely read a fanfiction like this 

Before Merlin: 

Floormates: Eyyy, we’ll watch your show with you!

Me: No, I think it’s best that you don’t

I don’t want you to see me like this

arthur pendragon, you little bitch 

• Gwen: You've been talked into this, haven't you?
• Me: Yes, he has.
• Arthur: I haven't been talked into anything.
• Me: Yes, you have. It was only two scenes ago.
• Arthur: I'm my own man.
• Me: Not right now you're not.
• Arthur: I make my own decisions.
• Me: THIS WAS REALLY NOT YOUR DECISION, ARTHUR
• Arthur: I'm going now.
• Me: W O W.