#but as the years went on #he realized that when they were saying 'i hope you die' #what it really meant was #'i love you'

Helena, 19. Not a flying toy

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currently watching: Fortysomething, Game of Thrones (Season 2), The Legend of Korra

currently (re) reading: Treasure Island, R.L. Stevenson

 sauntering vaguely downwards

• person: hey wanna hang out
• thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

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• phone: *rings*
• me: no

youre-a-lizard-harry:

no need to be so starkastic

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method writing 

• Helena: i think my problem is that I can't write anything post-Reichenbach and pre-Empty House from John's POV because that would mean killing myself from empathetic misery afterwards help is there a class on that
•  'how not to method write 101'
•  'because method acting is traumatizing enough'

• Helena: Like
•  I want Basil to be happy/NOT DEAD EXCUSE YOU
•  but I can't ship it
•  because Dorian is an asshole and is also rather slow and always has to ask Henry to explain everything to him like "what's that Henry"??? "That's a fire hydrant, Dorian." "What does it do, Henry???" "Dogs piss on it, Dorian." "OHHHH" augh brainless beauty
•  this is not headcanon okay this is FACT
•  Basil you were too good for him xoxo
•  You need a nice gay man to rescue you from your turmoils
•  Maybe when I'm done with this fic I'll write a Torchwood crossover in which Jack Harkness goes back in time to save Basil from himself (i.e. make out w/ him) and shows him the ~wonders of the 21st century~ and eventually the Doctor shows up and they travel through time and space and laughing while they do it and everything's just lovely and gay (in all possible meanings of the word)
•  this is all I want from anything
•  okay definitely going to sleep now

cloysterbell:

thanks netflix 

#the moose grazes over the empty fields #he stares into the fiery embers of the dimming sunlight #””maple syrup”” he chokes under his tears of remembrance

#plot twist: moose is really a beaver

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