
“You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”
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“Let me see what you’re wearing,” he said. “Oh good, the orange Weasley jumper. Oh my God, you look like you ate a ginger cat and then vomited on yourself, it’s wonderful. I can’t imagine anyone but a necrophiliac into bestiality would find you attractive.”
“Thank you, Malfoy,” Harry said. “That means a lot.”
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“potter stinks” omg i just
i care so much about draco’s dedication to passing on the message “potter stinks” to the world
draco sat in the slytherin common room or his dorm or w/e and put a significant amount of effort into making many, many pins that said, of all things, “potter stinks.” they were supposedly complex enough that they were difficult to change or w/e, as the creevey brothers just got them stuck on the potter stinks part (okay or the creevey brothers were just like 12 but w/e point 2 draco)
did he give them out in the corridors. on the grounds. did he make bud and croy do it. did he sell them. was he cackling and ranting about how much potter stinks the whole time he was making them. were people in the common room staring.
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There once was this time when I drew Remus/Sirius and I haven’t even read/watched Harry Potter.

First-Years, Kristin Palach
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“Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy —-”
“Find my what?”
“—- and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!”
“What’s a Wheezy?”
“Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy - Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!”
“What?” Harry gasped. “They’ve got… they’ve got Ron?”
“The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!”
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#there was a time where i would get rage blackouts over ron/harry and how they were reduced to nothing #i say it like i no longer do #that is false my friends #i still feel like punching walls :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :): )))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!;asd789av89677IWER78WBRFEWA #i dnt want to talk about it
(via justaboat)
my favorite thing i’ve ever realized about harry potter is that the gryffindor and slytherin tables are supposed to be on opposite ends of the great hall???
and therefore every time draco is making a scene at a meal (HEY POTTER HAVE YOU SEEN THE DAILY PROPHET??? HEY POTTER I’M MAKING STUPID FACES AT YOU BECAUSE THE DAILY PROPHET SAYS YOU’RE MAD!!! HEY POTTER I’M PRETENDING TO FAINT AT THE SIGHT OF A DEMENTOR LIKE YOU DID!!!!) he is making an extraordinary effort to be noticed across the entire hall
or harry is making an extraordinary effort to notice him
or both
in my mind it always escalates into them standing on the tables and shouting at each other over the entire school
EXCUSE ME POTTER EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU NOTICED ME YET
NO MALFOY I HAVE NOT NOTICED YOU I NEVER NOTICE YOU GOD THERE’S MALFOY AT THE SLYTHERIN TABLE DOING A THING AGAIN GOD FUCK MALFOY HE’S ALWAYS DOING THINGS WHERE I CAN SEE HIM…THROUGH…CROWDS OF STUDENTS SEATED AT 4 TABLES…I DON’T NOTICE MALFOY…HE’S LOOKING REALLY ILL LATELY IS HE OKAY DO YOU THINK
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