food poisoning of the soul




#but as the years went on #he realized that when they were saying 'i hope you die' #what it really meant was #'i love you'

Helena, 19. Not a flying toy

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currently (re) reading: Treasure Island, R.L. Stevenson

 sauntering vaguely downwards



"

“Tell me Sherlock, when did you realize you had feelings for my son?”


John felt his face reddening as he put the bottle to one side, “Ah, Mum, there’s-he-he doesn’t need to answer that…”


Sherlock promptly replied, “I first suspected I had feelings for your son when he shot a cab driver to save my life. It was later confirmed when he tackled a psychopath whilst wearing a semtex covered vest.”


John had no words. Absolutely none. He just pushed his plate away and let his head hit the dining room table.


Mrs. Watson’s hands rose to her face, “My goodness!”


“You shot a cabbie?” Mr. Watson asked his son, then after a pause, “Did he overcharge you?”

" — x (via martinfreemans)

(Source: mycroft)



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