February 2010
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While watching Star Trek...
(Spock does something awesome)
Me: He's so badass.
Dad: Yep. You know, I made a clay figurine of him when I was a kid.
(pause)
Me: ...Why?
Dad: ...Because I loved him.
January 2010
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One normal beer for me 'cause I am normal
I am very glad finals are over.
On Wednesday, I went across the hall from the drama room to alleviate my stress. I did this by repeatedly beating a sock monkey against the wall. I want to make this my formal apology to Homeless Buddha Monkey. I shouldn’t have treated you that way. You’re in bad enough shape as it is, what with all the stuffing hanging out.
I hope this will be a...
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I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a...
– Hamlet, William Shakespeare.
Act 2, Scene 2
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